Thursday, June 16, 2005

put THAT on your google-goggle

It's going to seem like I permanently live with my mom, here, and I don't. We're just getting our bathroom remodeled! It's temporary! But I was sitting and chatting with my mom tonight, and she was going on and on for some reason about how drinking alcohol WASTES YOUR LIFE. And I was talking over her, trying to get her to stop, like, "Mom. MOM. MO-OM." And she just kept talking louder and louder, giving this sermon apropos of nothing. I mean, I barely drink a drop these days. I can make a quarter of a glass of wine last for three hours. And finally, both our volumes reached the same height and somehow that was the magic off switch. But not before she tossed out there, "Put THAT on your google-goggle."

She was looking for "blog".


Anonymous said...

My sympathy with remoldeling, it just sucks! When I was a teenager my mother thought Farvegnugen, you know the VW, was a bad word and I actually got into trouble. She later found out it was a car. I still say it in passing just to make her feel guilty. She just laughs like it is a funny memory. She's a damn robot. (I do love her!)

laura said...

Funny no matter how old you get, you still have the same types of conversations with your parents. Funny story.

Eve said...

LOVE your google goggle.
My mom claimed that she could not open my blog because it could not "cross the border", as I am in Alberta and she is in Florida... HEH???? So, my writings on the WORLD WIDE WEB did not clear customs????

30 and holding said...

My mom buys me wine. in a case.