Dangling over a cliff with bound hands, hanging from a tree branch by the mouth. A Zen master comes by and says, "Say the one true thing that will save your life."
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
what the mammary pain is like
It's like I have tiny gunmen stationed inside my breasts, and every now and then, with no provocation, they fire out into the world.
Welcome to my blog. In the first year, there were scores of posts. Then it slowly grew feeble. Now every time I'm about it take it off life support, it opens its eyes and asks for a doughnut.
3 comments:
ohgod. that's funny. not that you're in pain. the picture....
I can't get enough of your artwork- hahahahahahaha!
Send my condolences to "the girls". This too shall pass.
I just spit water out laughing - thanks!
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