Thursday, September 01, 2005

avast, you fucking pedophiles


Everyone who isn't a pedophilic fuckwit, I'm not talking to you*.

But so help me, those of you who somehow have landed at my blog after typing in searches such as:

very hot kid sex
&
kid fuck sex

You need to get some help and get the living fuck away from my blog.

Also, you're not as anonymous as you think, you fucking maroons.

We now return you, blah blah blah.

*by which I don't mean to say that we're not on speaking terms. We're totally on speaking terms.

2 comments:

la Ketch said...

oh no! that's crazy. it's equaly crazy because my post today has shades of pedophilia... um, in a good way?

Eve said...

Ick, those searches are disturbing, aren't they? I will never says "tits" on my blog again.