Thursday, March 13, 2008

how i stay vegetarian

Son of a bitch! This isn't bacon, but it's bacon enough! I swear on your mother's grave, I would volunteer at a little table in a supermarket for this product. I'd be grabbing people out of the aisles. TASTE THIS! GOOD, RIGHT? RIGHT?! And if they were like, "Not good," I would grab them by their collars and throw them up against the cereal and shake them until they were ready to taste it again better this time damn it.

Put it in a sandwich maker with a little cheese and tomato....throw it on a pizza...I swear to GOD.


Scott Chicken said...

What you need is to get you some bacon salt. All the flavor of bacon without all the mess. Or something along those lines...

Actually, this is probably a better option, since half of the joy of bacon is in the cooking and the experience of eating it.

Mother Theresa said...

They should have called this "I can't believe it's not bacon".