The unthinkable has come to pass. A lady at the grocery store looked at me and said, "Wow. I thought I was looking at Sarah Palin for a minute there."
OHMYGODINEEDAHAIRCUT. And contact lenses. Jeebus.
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We don't need a reason to look at a picture of Yoda.
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This is a picture of Yoda.
We don't need a reason to look at a picture of Yoda.
9 comments:
You should have asked the lady for a campaign donation.
Might as well work it for as long as you can...
You don't look like her at all!!
Someone once told me I look like Harry Potter.
People are weird and dumb.
Tina: Aaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh! If this happens again, you should ask if the ground moose is on sale in the butcher case and then wink. Were you wearing a Sarah Palin grocery shopping outfit?
Bladio: Are you effing kidding me? Harry Potter is a BOY! You look nothing like Harry Potter.
No joke - the word verification for my comment above was "barbi"
In the Seattle Times today there's a thing about a new Facebook group called "Woman who sort of look like Sarah Palin against Sarah Palin." I guess this is happening a lot!
Proper response next time this happens: "No, you thought you were looking at Tina Fey."
Yikes. Haircut, and maybe a new wardrobe...
no, wait, cancel that!
Scott's idea sounds good!
"Was it this $30,000 dollar designer jacket I'm wearing? Or is it the fact that you immediately pegged me for somebody who should under no circumstances be President of the United States? Oh, wait. It's the glasses."
Good morning. Happy Day After Election Day!
Are you maybe a little happy today? A teensy tiny bit? perhaps? hmmm? enquiring lurkers want to know!
:D
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