Tomorrow we go for our first ultrasound.
This is what I want to see:
This is what we probably will see:
Who are you, mystery baby?? Are you real? Let's bring it for the camera, little Rowley. Practice your clear face. Practice visibility. Just for now, be more like Paris Hilton, less like Sean Penn. And then later, reverse that.
By which I don't mean, be born a man in a woman's body. It's a stressful way to go.
By which I don't mean that I was a woman born in a man's body.
Just say cheese is all I'm saying.