
The unthinkable has come to pass. A lady at the grocery store looked at me and said, "Wow. I thought I was looking at Sarah Palin for a minute there."
OHMYGODINEEDAHAIRCUT. And contact lenses. Jeebus.
Dangling over a cliff with bound hands, hanging from a tree branch by the mouth. A Zen master comes by and says, "Say the one true thing that will save your life."